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703 words by attila written on 2025-05-28, last edit: 2026-03-29, tags: sod, sod:bunny, sod:dialogue, sod:tales ⋔ Previous post: Offline Search for Privacy ⋔ Next post: BlueSky's Followers Problem
A conversation among the members of PUP*FORCE, four adorable puppy super-heroes, consisting of:
LIBERTY aka BUNNY
JUSTICE
RUTH the TRUTH
and DEBI the DEBIL DOG, a demonic being from the 15th dimension that also happens to be an adorably cute brown pup with an underbite
BUNNY: Oh yeah did I tell youse barking hey sniffing hey guys a yelp and then silence Did I tell youse about when I got swallowed by a whale dog?
DEBI: There's no whale dog rolls eyes
BUNNY: Nuh uh yes there is YES THERE IS takes a big drink from the plastic bowl nearby Yes there is so whale dogs
(T)RUTH: Whasa Whale Dog?
BUNNY: A BIG dog. A REALLY big dog. A dog so big it can swallow me whole but I mean I was littler then BUT STILL
JUSTICE: NUH UH when did it happen then? Since we been together since the drop and all?
BUNNY: Well I'LL TELL YOU the story
scene fades to Bunny's tellings
It was in the twosies threesies of the morning one time we didn't have a mission and you alls were SLEEPINS and I was like "You know what, Bunny? Let's go out!" So I did the wisky dance myself in the corners of the yard and poof I was on the Coco trail! It was night and the moon was high and bright and the trail was straight and narrow and I was like "alright!" and went runnin down the trail.
I was just like checkin out the things and the stuffs and my paws had the good puppy feelings in them listeners nod and then all of a sudden, by the big dippers, there he was: THE WHALE DOG. He was big. I mean, REAL BIG. He blockered out the moon, and rose up over the stars, and he had a BIG MOUTH. A REAL BIG ONE. And he didn't say nuffin, he just laid down in front of me and opened his mouth and I could smell his insides and it was WEIRDS because I didn't smell no meat! And I was thinkin "Dog this big is eatin some hella meats how does he smell like flowers and doobegadgets in there?" and I could see his one big eye
spell is briefly broken as fellow puppy breaks in
JUSTICE: He only had one eye? That ain't no dog!
Bunny looks annoyed and recasts the spell and the scene reappears
BUNNY: HE HAD TWO EYES DINGDONG! It's just his MOWF was SO BIG when he opened it FULL WIDE and lay down you could only see one eye around it DUH stares in JUSTICE for a sec I could see THE ONE EYE I COULD SEE watchin me and I creeped closer and the flower smell got stronger and, welp... I walked right in!
all NO!
BUNNY: YES! I walked into the whale dog and it was like a hole in the rocks that went deep and deeper and deeperer and then I found them!
TRUTH: What?
BUNNY: THE FLOWERS SILLY! There was actual flowers.
DEBI: Uh, flowers growin INSIDE a GIANT DOG? Bunny? REELY?
BUNNY: YES REELY and they was purty and smelled like the sky was touchin the ground
JUSTICE: The sky IS touching the ground, like EVERYWHERE
BUNNY: stares in Justice again for a full little while Like the sky and the ground was making nice talkings and creepy viney things with purple flowers were singing a song and THESE FLOWERS were like the babies!
everyone looks confused
DEBI: Babies?
(T)RUTH: BAAAAbies?
JUSTICE: Dude
BUNNY: LOOK I AIN'T KIDDIN UP YALLS this is just ahem Reality As I ummm SPEARIENSERD it.
DEBI: "Experienced."
BUNNY: Why you always do that?
DEBI: Dunno, why YOU always do THAT?
everyone stares briefly in paws
TRUTH: OK, that's a whopper, Buns.
BUNNY: A WHOPPER is like A BIG ONE, RITE?
(T)RUTH: Yes it is an interzdimensionals whopper. Cuz his dimensions waves and stares as words refuse to come
BUNNY: ... was big?
(T)RUTH: ZACKLY.
BUNNY: Yous all are gonna see, just watch: we're gonna meet him some night.
fade into oblivion